Pig waistcoats

The talented and gifted tailor and costume maker who lives at Taylor's Cottage recently bought several metres of cloth printed with a selection of rare breed pigs - all on a canary yellow background sprinkled with sprigs of what looks like parsley. At the first Taylor's Cottage Pork Annual Christmas Party several bottles of beer were consumed and a deal for waistcoats struck. Two bespoke 'vests' will be made to flatter the owners' well muscled physiques- and will be worn at promotional purposes and showing off in the local pub, the excellent John's Cross at Mountfield.